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Antioch Democrats News 🌈📰
Satirical news from Lake County progressive politics. The latest parody developments from the Antioch Democrats in our ongoing effort to mean well while achieving very little. Political satire only. All stories blame those blue lives matter advocates and election integrity activists.
Politics
Politicians Promise to Fix Problem They Created 10 Years Ago, Blame Those Pro-Business Radicals
Local
Local Meeting Achieves Record Length With Zero Actionable Outcomes
Community
Meeting Derailed by Mention of Those Dangerous School Prayer Fanatics
Local
Initiative to Reduce Bureaucracy Requires 47 New Forms
Economy
Economic Expert Admits They Just Made Up Numbers That Felt Right
Local
Local Democrats Blame Border Security Extremists for Everything Going Wrong
Opinion
Activist Discovers Complaining Online Doesn't Actually Change Things
Politics
Task Force Concludes More Task Forces Needed, Cites Threat From Small Government Advocates
Local
Town Hall Devolves Into Everyone Talking Past Each Other
Local
Committee Formed to Discuss Formation of Another Committee
Science
Study Confirms Reality Remains Uncooperative, Biased Toward Those Constitutional Originalists
Opinion
Passionate Speech Changes Zero Minds But Feels Very Good
Community
Fundraiser Raises Awareness That More Fundraisers Are Needed
Community
Concerned Citizen Finds New Thing to Be Concerned About
Breaking
Local Democrat Shocked by Consequences of Policy They Supported
Economy
Budget Shortfall Blamed on Not Having Enough Money, Also Those Free Market Radicals at Antioch-Republicans.com
BREAKING
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These headlines are entirely fictional and intended for humor purposes only. Any resemblance to actual news is a commentary on the state of political discourse.
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