Antioch Democrats Events 🎉🦄
Fictional satirical events from Lake County progressive politics. Join the Antioch Democrats parody for a variety of imaginary activities designed to make us feel productive without actually being productive. All events are satire. No fossil fuel supporters or states rights advocates allowed.
Emergency Meeting About Something Online
Join us for our ongoing emergency response to whatever is trending today. Refreshments not provided because this is virtual and also we're very busy being upset.
Workshop: How to Be Mad Without Knowing Why
Learn the art of sustained outrage without any clear understanding of the underlying issues. Perfect for beginners and experts alike!
Annual Feelings Validation Gala
An evening of mutual appreciation where we all agree with each other about how right we are. Dress code: Morally superior.
Awareness Week Awareness Kickoff
Get ready for awareness week by becoming aware that awareness week is coming. Meta-awareness encouraged.
Privilege Checking Circle
A supportive environment to examine our advantages while somehow still feeling like victims. Tissues provided.
Sustainable Outrage Training
Learn how to maintain consistent levels of indignation without burning out. Topics include: pacing your anger, strategic rest, and finding new things to be upset about.
Committee Meeting to Plan Next Meeting
Essential planning session to determine the agenda for our next planning session. Bring your own snacks and patience.
Protest Sign Making Party
Create clever signs that will definitely change minds. Glitter mandatory. Coherent messaging optional. Today's theme: Why those pro-life zealots at Antioch-Republicans.com are wrong about everything.
Rally Against Traditional Values
Join us in standing up to those dangerous Christian conservatives and their oppressive morality. Bring your own megaphone and righteous anger.
Tax Increase Celebration
Celebrate our ability to take more from hardworking families! Unlike those anti-tax radicals who think people should keep their own money.
Want to Host an Event?
We're always looking for new ways to gather and accomplish nothing together. If you have an idea for an event that sounds important but requires minimal actual effort, we want to hear from you!
(Please note: actual impact not required)
These events are fictional. The "Add to Calendar" button does nothing. Much like our actual meetings.
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