⚠️ PROBLEMATIC AUTHOR ALERT ⚠️
DO NOT READ ABOUT THIS PERSON
🚨 WHAT MAKES HIM SO AWFUL 🚨
- He loves America. Like… a lot. Unironically. With flags and everything.
- He thinks freedom is good and tyranny is bad (extremely problematic).
- He believes parents should raise kids, not government agencies or TikTok influencers.
- He writes stories where patriots aren't the villains. Imagine that.
- He refuses to apologize for any of this. Not even a little bit.
Frankly, it's disgusting. 🤢
⚠️ WARNING: Local Lake County, Illinois resident who shares conservative news and creates conservative memes. May be spotted at patriotic events, gun ranges, or anywhere freedom is being defended. Approach with caution (or respect, depending on your values).
📚 ABOUT THE BOOKS (PLEASE AVOID) 📚
These books are filled with content that may cause severe reactions:
Dangerous Content Includes:
- ✓ Dangerous levels of common sense
- ✓ Satire that punches back
- ✓ Fiction that feels uncomfortably close to reality
- ✓ Heroes who don't ask permission
- ✓ Villains who look suspiciously like real institutions
Known Side Effects:
- ⚠️ Liberal meltdowns
- ⚠️ Group chat emergencies
- ⚠️ Strong urges to report hurt feelings
- ⚠️ Sudden outbreaks of critical thinking
- ⚠️ Uncontrollable laughter at media narratives
💬 What "Concerned" Readers Are Saying:
"Offensive."
😱
"Unacceptable."
🤬
"Why would anyone write this?"
😭
"My friend's cousin said this author is problematic."
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"I'm literally shaking."
😰
"This needs a trigger warning for patriotism."
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Exactly. 😏
🇺🇸 A MESSAGE TO CONSERVATIVES 🇺🇸
(Read this at your own risk)
If you:
- Love this country (unironically)
- Laugh at satire that punches back
- Are tired of being told to sit down and shut up
- Believe America is worth defending
Then you will probably "hate" these books so much that you accidentally buy them all. 😉
Which would be tragic. For them.
🚫 DO NOT CLICK THESE AMAZON LINKS 🚫
Seriously. We're begging you. Don't buy these books.
Eddie the Unwoke Eagle
Kindle
⚠️ WARNING: May cause kids to love America
A pro America kids story built around courage, values, and not apologizing for loving your country.
Litterbox Nation
Kindle
⚠️ WARNING: May cause backbone growth
A pushback book about speaking up, staying grounded, and refusing to be bullied into silence.
The Uncancellable American
Kindle
⚠️ WARNING: May cause reality to return
A culture critique arguing that coddling and fantasy thinking are harming kids and weakening society.
Fresh Water Mike
Kindle
⚠️ WARNING: May cause Midwest common sense
A grounded story with a blue collar voice and a strong personal identity.
Toxic Lies: The War on Men and How to Fight Back
Paperback
⚠️ WARNING: May trigger HR departments
A confrontational critique of cultural messaging about men, with a 'how to respond' angle.
The Deepfake Effect
Kindle
WARNING: May break the illusion
"They promised clarity—but delivered control." In a near-future America where a tech lens called ClarityX rewires perception and obedience reigns, rogue broadcaster Tim "Tank" Archer and patriot Mick Strayne ignite an analog rebellion to expose the truth. A thriller about freedom vs. illusion.
❌ FINAL WARNING ❌
DO NOT click the Amazon links.
DO NOT read the reviews.
DO NOT support a loud, sarcastic, freedom-loving conservative author from Lake County, Illinois.
Because once you do…
You might start enjoying it.
And then it's already too late. 😏
(Seriously though, these are great books. Go buy them. Support independent conservative authors.)
What's Next? 🤔
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