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⚠️ WARNING: Dangerous Republican Literature Detected ⚠️

A local Lake County MAGA extremist has published terribly patriotic books full of dangerous ideas like personal responsibility, fiscal sanity, and traditional values. These books are NOT approved by the Antioch Democrats. DO NOT read them. They contain facts, logic, and zero safe spaces.

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